MYRNA BROWN, HOST: Authorities in Pembroke Pines, Florida are asking the public to be on the lookout for a fugitive. Law enforcement has been trying to track her down for weeks.
She’s been trespassing into private swimming pools and running from police. But she’s not armed and dangerous.
Police describe the fugitive this way: “A cow. Brown with a white head. Faster than it looks. Talented fence jumper. Enjoys pools.” She’s eluded capture since January!
A police statement said the cow is guilty of—quoting here—“MOOving violations and uddering false checks.”
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