NICK EICHER, HOST: Intruders are managing to breach the best security in the world—the White House.
Can you believe it?
These bandits appear to be wearing masks, not COVID masks. It looks like a typical bandit mask covering the eyes, making it more difficult to identify them.
Well, not that difficult to identify them.
JOHNS: Raccoons, man! Again! That’s the second time.
CNN reporter Joe Johns. One of the bandit raccoons snuck up behind him while he was live on the air.
JOHNS: GET! There he is!
He turns and tries to scare it off!
And then he goes back to his live report.
JOHNS: Now, no events on the president’s schedule today.
Raccoons evidently have the run of the place.
It’s a bigger problem than flies during the VP debate.
But Johns didn’t have the same tolerance level for the pesky creature as Vice President Pence had.
JOHNS: I felt something on my leg and the first thing I thought was it was a cameraman from another network. And I looked down and it’s a raccoon that had just grabbed my leg!
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