MARY REICHARD, HOST: When there’s a will, there’s a way, as we say. 

NICK EICHER, HOST: Well, like many Americans, a woman in Springfield, Missouri went to Walmart in search of toilet paper. 

NICK EICHER, HOST: If you’re listening to this in the United States, you’re probably not familiar with Nick Heath. But if you’re a rugby fan in the UK, you definitely know his voice. 

MARY REICHARD, HOST: First responders are getting creative during this time of pandemic.  

NICK EICHER, HOST: Bob and Nancy Shellard have been married 67 years. But on their anniversary this week, sadly, they couldn’t be together. 

SEINFELD: This is kind of embarrassing … I don’t have a square to spare! NICK EICHER, HOST: Seems that life these days is imitating Seinfeld, and it may well be that missing toilet paper is the enduring meme of the COVID-19 era. 

MEGAN BASHAM, HOST: Well, not everyone is lamenting the coronavirus lock-down.

NICK EICHER, HOST: You no doubt have noticed certain items are in shorter supply these days. Paper products, for example, like what you need in the restroom. 

MYRNA BROWN, HOST: Authorities in Pembroke Pines, Florida are asking the public to be on the lookout for a fugitive. Law enforcement has been trying to track her down for weeks. 

MARY REICHARD, HOST: Great white sharks can be deadly, but for a surfer in New Zealand, it’s a good thing sharks don’t care much for fist fights.