Kicker: No free lunch

NICK EICHER, HOST: Last month Domino’s Pizza announced an offer to all of its customers in Russia: free pizza for life!

Kicker: 85-year-old acrobat

NICK EICHER, HOST: Betty Goedhart just set a new Guinness World Record.

Kicker: Football queen

MARY REICHARD, HOST: Mississippi high school senior Kaylee Foster was crowned homecoming queen earlier this month, with a tiara placed gracefully on her head.

Kicker: Wildlife imitating art

NICK EICHER, HOST: Sometimes life imitates art. Wildlife, anyway.

Kicker: Drive and dive

MARY REICHARD, HOST: A driving lesson went off the deep end in Maryland last week when a car jumped a curb, crashed through a fence, and landed in a swimming pool.

Kicker: Pigeon racing

MARY REICHARD, HOST: Pigeon racing may not be your sport of choice. But in China, it’s popular. It’s not hard to understand why- the grand prize is $160,000!

Kicker: Rude zone

NICK EICHER, HOST: How many times have you said, I thought I’d seen everything, but then, well, I saw this.

Kicker: Mayor Lucy Lou

MARY REICHARD, HOST: The town of Rabbit Hash, Kentucky, is mourning the loss of its first female mayor. Residents say they’re sad but they knew she was getting up in years.

Kicker: High scoring season

NICK EICHER, HOST: High school football is back in season!

Kicker: 109-year-old birthday dinner

MARY REICHARD, HOST: Helen Self is used to getting attention for her age. After all, she’s 109 years old!